The girl and a couple of her friends were baking cookies and couldn't resist flirting with her with some really cheesy pick-up lines. I hit her with "hey babe I think you sat in some sugar because you have a really sweet ass". Her friends are all like awwww and she looks at me and says "my hands are dirty can you dust it off" it took her a few moments to figure it out. Her friends are never going to let her live this down.
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