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Dec 11, 2016
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Hanging christmas lights with the girl was an experience. I used my electric stapler to put up the lights around the house because it makes the job soo much easier. The girl had never seen one before and wanted to use it, this was a mistake. It sounded like she had a machine gun. nobody got hurt but those lights are never coming down.

One telling thing was she gets that same maniacal giggle that I do when I get my hands on a power tool

cersei:
hahaha :)
Dec 11, 2016

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