Weverything are having a divorce party for a friend now that all of the paperwork is all signed. I'm the designated driver because I drive a big old crown vic so plenty of room. It's basically going to be a bachelor party but better he doesn't have to worry about ruining his life if he gets laid tonight.
I'm happy for him now he can move on to the next phase of his life.
The lady at the bank asked if I was playing poker tonight when I asked for $200 in singles. My response of "hopefully" seemed to puzzle her.