The resident pregnant woman at the office wore all black with an orange sweater. Greeting her with "Good morning Great Pumpkin" was not a good move. I got the I'm going to kill you stare. I did eventually get a smile out of her but I asked the woman who sits next to her to give me a heads up if she thinks the Great Pumpkin is going head my way to snap my neck.
I should know better by now than to say stupid things but I can't seem to stop myself.