Being a good penguins fan I've grown my playoff beard in support of the team. Today I had a lemon Italian Ice after lunch, tonight the neighbor girl kissed me and when we stopped she said "lemonade? " no I didn't wash my face as well as I thought.
Good news is she wasn't grossed out about it and I think kind of liked it. She gets the playoff beard thing but I so need the Pens to win on Sunday because I need to trim this thing so badly it's not funny.