I think my boss was trying to pay me a compliment by saying "you haven't said anything completely vulgar and offensive in a while" to which I responded with "have you ever been eating a bitches ass out and it tastes like licking a 9 volt battery ". Watching your boss just melt and repeatedly say WOW was effing priceless.
I told the girl about this and all she had to say was "he deserved that for not just giving me the opportunity but goading you to say something stupid/inappropriate". Ifor I had any doubts about that woman they are all gone now.
