Last night when I was out to dinner with the girl she goaded me into getting not just hot wings but the super nuclear meltdown ones. I don't really have a problem with them but I have a beard and there is no real way to wash my face effectively in a restaurant so the burn is going to be with me for a while. This is where the fun starts, the rest of the night I kept stealing kisses just to set her face on fire too.
Yes I know I'm an ass but she started it.