I'm prettysure that this is not my year. So far I've seen 5 different 4 points and about 100 doe, unfortunately none of these are legal. I've been fighting through this cold pretty successfully but Monday afternoon it started winning and after I slipped and ate it out in the woods I've pretty much said fuck it.
I feel like I need a vacation from...
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I decided to bring chocolate chip cookie bars to hunting camp, one of the other guys decided to bring the FLU.
Now we are all sick.
The weather went from rain to snow and when the infector had to run to the store his doors had frozen shut on his truck. He was actually pissed because none of us would help him.
I did make...
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Tomorrow is opening day for buck season, it's probably the only time in my adult life that I can't wait for it to be monday.
I went out to check my stand this morning and I walked up one a flock of turkeys. I'm getting good at stalking because they never knew I was there.
Can't wait.
My neighbors car is in the shop so I've been giving her a ride when she needs one. Today when I picked her up she told me that her boss thought it was really nice that her "DAD" was giving her rides to work.
Ouch!
I'm 45 and she's 22 so I guess I have to expect that.
HHave you ever met someone start talking to them and everything is pretty great, then you get that suspicious feeling so you cyber stalk them and find out that they are married.
I just did that.
The woman that was in front of me in line to vote kept mentioning that the line for the other district was nothing compared to our line. Seriously it was all of 5 people ours was probably 70. Half an hour later when she got to the table to sign in the woman behind the table could not find her in the system. She checked...
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Some friends and I were telling stories about relationships blowing up and some other moments that we can look at now and laugh. I told a story of an incident that is so trivial but ended with her moving back to Erie. I dated a girl for about 2 months and we were laying on the couch watching Archer, she's snuggled up close to me...
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That shitty point when you both realize it's not working.
A woman that I've been having lunch with kind of disappeared last week and I was absolutely sure that she had ghosted me. Today I got a call from her and she has tickets to a Steelers game and I am who she wants to take her to her first game.
My neighbors decided to have a real knockdown fight. I called the cops because I was pretty sure that they were going to kill each other, literally.
The dispatcher told me that they had multiple reports and that they were on their way. I really do feal for police officer's. The officer that took my statement said that they were both drunk and I told...
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Today I was leaving the office and got into the elevator. It stopped twice more on the way down and picked up two women. Both times as they got on the elevator they immediately put their face's in their phones. Neither of these people know me and they immediately put themselves in a bad situation.
I'm not going to do anything bad but please pay...
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My neighbors showed me their new matching tattoos, their sons name. I'm standing there weating a wife beater and get asked "hey, why don't you have any tattoos" my response is "I have a beard because shaving bothers me too much"
That anday having MUST KILL across my knuckles is pretty much going to scare everyone away.