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my cat zoe died in my hands this morning

i'm not doing all that well
girl_afraid:
frown i'm so sorry.
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Drunk girls are only fun for so long. My truck is a fucking mess I really didnt know she could drink so much. She puked everywhere the dash the floor the door inside and out.

A postcard moment was at the car wash cleaning up her and my truck at 5 in the morning. Using a spray wand to hose off your date is just...
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I took out my stitches today they have been in a long enough and bugged the shit out of me. This may teach me to look before I kneel down. I knelt down on what I thought was a thick piece of cardboard but it had a light bulb under it, ouch, 27 stitches later I was fine.
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I got a real boost to my ego. I went through my review with flying colors and actually had felt that my ass was getting chapped from being kissed so much. Today I had a little talk with my bosses boss and he told me that with the economy and all the layoffs going on that there was no way that they where going to...
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You have to love cats, well sort of. Dallas left a half eaten squirrel on my fucking bed.

Its a good thing she is cute otherwise I think I would have killed her.
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I got a letter from the IRS that says I can retire in 40 years


well im off to go hang myself
annisa:
ouch!