I had an issue with a neighbor on Christmas eve that resulted in me having the police remove her from my place. Today I had a knock on my door and when I answered it she was there. I told her to leave me alone and I closed the door. She spent 20 minutes banging on my door and swearing at me.
I called the...
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A friend's wife poked me in the belly and said I was getting fat. I poked her in the hip and said the same thing.
But I'm the asshole
This past year has sucked all around. Everyone that I know is hurting financially and most have been out of work for months. This is where I feel guilty, where I work we have had a great year. My group made a 3% more profit than what was budgeted. I actually had a few bonuses last year. This is why I'm feeling guilty, I don't...
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I picked up my deer from having it processed. I've given 25 pounds of meat to friends and I still have enough for me. Good hunt.
This weekend I was able to end an argument between my friend and his wife about their toilet. My friend built his place before he met his wife and he built it for him. He put in what's called a men's toilet, it's more pointed in the front than your typical toilet. She wants him to replace it with a more typical round one. I...
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I take 2 weeks off every year for hunting and I shot Bambi in the face on opening day. I've never tagged out on opening day before so I don't know what to do for the next 2 weeks.
Off to go shoot Bambi in the face
What songs do you currently have on repeat.
I have had Orbit Culture's The Shadowing, Power Trip's Executioners Tax, and Parkway Drive's The Void on repeat for the past month or so.
Gotta love the uptempo stuff
@rambo @missy
I manged to get a few stress fractures in my left foot tripping over a curb about six week's ago. Not the worst pain but it's always there. Today I got talked into going to look at leaves which was fun but ther is a spot that I know that has a great view but its a little bit of a walk. I made it...
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like most people I'm stuck working from home. I'm a designer by trade and I now have easy access to drafting software. I have been working on some personal designs after hours and on weekends and now I'm really starting to get why the company wants us to limit our screen time. I've had a headache for a week and my eyes are really tired...
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They hired someone with the same last name as me but a different first name. This shouldn't be a problem but people are lazy with emails predictive text and I keep getting his emails. I got one today that had his billing rate and noy do I feel inadequate, 3 times my rate. Ive forwarded them to him and responded with a wrong person note....
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Who is the first SuicideGirl you fell in love with?
My introduction to Suicide Girls came from a story on the old Playboy Cyber Club. I think 10 girls in the portfolio so picking 1 is kind of impossible, I will say that the first Suicide Girl that fell in love with had to be @apnea, but that was quickly followed by @scarlett and @quinne...
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