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As I was doing laundry tonight the neighbor lady flagged me down to introduce me to her friend. I introduce myself and she says "Hi my name is Destiny". Throughout the conversation all I could think was if your name is Destiny what's your stripper name Susan??????

I got a letter today from her with my spare key in it and a note wanting me to mail back her key. Wow this one freaking hurts. I talked to a friend of mine about all of this and he made the comment "Hey, at least you didn't buy her a ring" followed buy a long silence on my end "how much do you...
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I've been drowning myself in work lately as opposed to drowning myself in a bottle. The plus side is my boss could not be happier. I need to keep myself busy or I will just dwell on what all I can call is The biggest mistake in my life. I use a tennis ball as a "Stress" ball and one of the guys at work...
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I understand women less and less every day.

Scratching my head over sending tjis text "I'm the luckiest man on the planet because I just dinner and a movie with the most beautiful girl in Pittsburgh" and getting the response "don't ever talk to me again"??????????

My birthday is the 19th of February. I wish I could petition the government to move my birthday at least five more days away from Valentines Day.

Last year was embarrassing that at the end of the meal the servers all sang Happy Birthday to me in a restaurant full of couples.

This year won't be so bad VD and BD are on different weekends....
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I'mgetting to the point where I don't know if I've had 5 nosebleeds today or just 1 continuous one.

Saturday night I was away from town and it was an amazingly clear night. I was truly amazed at how many stars I could see. I tried to take some pictures with my phone and was truly disappointed with how bad the pictures looked.

One of these days I'll get a real camera.

I know I used awkward in my last blog but this time it's a bit more personal. My best friend is going through a divorce. I've been friends with his wife and her family for a lot longer like almost 10 years. I have noticed a distinct change in her over the last 3 years but we have all really changed a lot. I'm not...
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I was shopping this morning and going through the check out I exchanged plesentries with the very pregnant cashier and when she handed me my change she said "You have the prettiest blue eyes" I'm not sure who was more shocked but all I could think to do was say thank you and leave quickly.

I told the girl about this and she actually dropped...
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I was back home for my brothers birthday and I mentioned seeing something about whale songs and my sister said "you probably don't remember but when we lived in Maine you would sit with dad out on the pier and listen to the whales every chance you got". She's right I don't remember but I need to go back. I'm a Pittsburgher but I'm also...
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I told the girl a long time ago and have repeated it over the years "when you're given the chance to shine you're going to blind the world" mainly because see is that talented but need some reassuring every once in a while. I know this is a lyric from the Transplants DJ DJ and I've never claimed it was my own.

She had been...
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