why is it when I spend my money on me I'm cheating on her. A friend's wife told me that I need a good woman in my life and I asked her to point one out to me because I don't think I've ever seen one. I thought that I had finally found one but I'm not sure about that anymore.
The moment that the girl realized that my birthday is the weekend after valentine's day. It's not like I had a calendar with me in the womb.
She has keeps saying it's bullshit that she is buying her own valentine's dinner and all I can say is I'm probably going to spend more on roses, chocolate and jewelry, that pretty much shut her up.
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The girl and a couple of her friends were baking cookies and couldn't resist flirting with her with some really cheesy pick-up lines. I hit her with "hey babe I think you sat in some sugar because you have a really sweet ass". Her friends are all like awwww and she looks at me and says "my hands are dirty can you dust it off"...
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I spent most of yesterday taking down Christmas ornaments. The girl came to the realization that she did go overboard with the staples when hanging up the Christmas lights, guess what is staying up forever.
caraphernelia:
oups XD fortunately, christmas lights are pretty :3
@missy @rambo
What is your favorite word? love
What is your least favorite word? layoff
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? emotionally
What turns you off? whining
What is your favorite curse word? fuck, I use it all the time
What sound or noise do you love? rolls royce merlin engine
What sound or noise do you hate? tire screech coming up behind...
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I fell asleep around 10:30 on new years eve. I was up for the countdown. I told the girl that all I wanted to do for new years was curl up in bed with her, maybe next year.
I'm pretty sure that all that all guys have done a giggity watching their girl lick an ice cream cone. I found a parallel. I grabbed a cup of yogurt, shook it to mix it peeled the foil off and licked clean. The girl was just staring at me and said "yes please" and her girlfriend just started laughing and said "OK that's why you...
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I've been talking to the girl more and more frequently, its usually on my way into the office but today I got her call in the office. No big deal but when I said "Love you, bye" I get a bunch of heads popping up over my cube. I pretty much wanted to play Wack-a-Mole and smack all of them.
I am dating a former...
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Hanging christmas lights with the girl was an experience. I used my electric stapler to put up the lights around the house because it makes the job soo much easier. The girl had never seen one before and wanted to use it, this was a mistake. It sounded like she had a machine gun. nobody got hurt but those lights are never coming down.
One...
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cersei:
hahaha :)
I go hunting with my best friend and his dad every year. I told the girl about this and that I will be in an area that is out of cellular coverage so I'll call her as soon as I get back. I pulled in to get gas and checked my phone and boy was I suprised 32 missed calls and 20 or so texts...
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WWent out with the girl and her friends on Friday. I'm pretty sure that they are a bad influence on her because I've never seen her that drunk. We had a great time but I spent Saturday curled up on the couch nursing her through a nasty hangover.
The one good thing was I finally got to see her without any makeup, I'm amazed as...
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