My buddy's sister in law has been having a relationship via text thinking it was me. I found this out tonight while I was visiting my buddy. She went through her sisters phone and got the wrong Clinton. Her not knowing my last name has been a godsend.
The other Clinton is someone that my buddy's wife worked with. She thinks he's playing hard to...
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Hanging out with a friend and his in laws over the past week has been kind of weird. My buddy's sister in law had a child about a year and a half ago and kept complaining about what her daughter did to her body. We are standing in the kitchen and she pulls up her sweater and bra and says "look at what she's done...
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I finally had a successful hunting season. I managed to take a buck in the evening of opening day, never done that before. The guy that I hunt with went through a divorce last year and has had his season either canceled or abbreviated massively, hi got hiss buck first thing in the morning.
we have never doubled up on the same day before so...
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I went to see Thor today. The movie was pretty good, very funny and really pokes fun at itself. I'm pretty sure that Jeff Goldbloom quit acting a long time ago and just plays himself, that's not ment as an insult he is perfect in this movie.
Speaking of perfect. Cate Blanchett is great as Hela. I think she should do more psychotic villas and...
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Ae you supposed to feel bad when a woman who cheated on you calls to tell you that she's being cheated on.
I don't know why but I answered a call from her and she went on this long rant about how she messed up and picked the wrong guy and how sorry she is.
The call ended abruptly when I said "If you're looking...
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ONE of the farms that I hunt is being hit pretty hard by EHD. It's a damn shame seeing what was only weeks earlier a perfectly healthy deer are now dying and melting away. I helped my friend drag two deer out of a spring on his property. He said that they weren't there this morning but by the stench you would think that they...
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Do you ever think that when Superman was a teenager, that the first girl to suck him off had her brains blown out like a shotgun blast when he nutted???
I know it's kind of fucked up, but how would he know how powerful he really is.
What album should everyone listen to in their lifetime?
I have a couple of suggestions but I've narrowed it down to AC/DC Back in Black. I have an older brother who bout that album when it first came out and seriously I've been listening to it ever since. I can't find a bad song on the entire record.
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Walking back to the car after I notice two women walking towards me a blond and a brunette. I had been making eye contact with the blond and when she got close I said "Hi Beautiful. The brunette said hi and I said no, not you her pointing to the blond woman.
The blond woman turned bright red I'm guessing out of embarrassment, her friend...
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Its a bad sign when you go to pick up a girl for a date and she is well into her second bottle of wine. I understand being nervous but being incoherent is way worse.
I think om just going to give up.