Hello SG,
I hope this finds you well and good.
So . . . what about my needs?
Seriously - have you thought about my needs this Christmas? Let me tell you what I want.
First - all of your standard bullshit. Love, family, friendship. That's what I want for Christmas.
Beyond that . . . nice stuff like good music, time with the people I love, and an out of sight Xmas meal.
But what I really want . . my REAL NEED this holiday . . . is a new version of Baby, It's Cold Outside. A duet between KD Lang and Melissa Ethridge. Hopefully accompanied by a NC 17 Video. Or better, done in person, in my living room.
Don't be grinches, KD and Melissa. Hook a brother up who has been especially nice this Xmas.
There I said it. I said what we have all been thinking.
You are welcome.
hehhehehehehehhehehhe
Love you all SG. My fifth shot of Jager this evening I raise to you, to your health and happiness.
love,
PH
Taoist thought of the day: If you think that Santa somehow falls outside the scope of the Tao, then you misunderstand The Tao and what it means when we say The Tao.
Pet Report: Vindaloo was super cute this morning! The Missus sat in my lap to watch a video with me, and she got all jealous and tried to push her off me so she could get up. Bacchus is in fine form, we went for a great run in the cold together tonight.
Currently Digging: Trading baked goods with my super cool neighbors, geeking out on Christmas, family, love, my fifth re-read of Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrel. Oh, and I had a bad ass steak and cheese thing from Arby's today, Recomend.
I hope this finds you well and good.
So . . . what about my needs?
Seriously - have you thought about my needs this Christmas? Let me tell you what I want.
First - all of your standard bullshit. Love, family, friendship. That's what I want for Christmas.
Beyond that . . . nice stuff like good music, time with the people I love, and an out of sight Xmas meal.
But what I really want . . my REAL NEED this holiday . . . is a new version of Baby, It's Cold Outside. A duet between KD Lang and Melissa Ethridge. Hopefully accompanied by a NC 17 Video. Or better, done in person, in my living room.
Don't be grinches, KD and Melissa. Hook a brother up who has been especially nice this Xmas.
There I said it. I said what we have all been thinking.
You are welcome.
hehhehehehehehhehehhe
Love you all SG. My fifth shot of Jager this evening I raise to you, to your health and happiness.
love,
PH
Taoist thought of the day: If you think that Santa somehow falls outside the scope of the Tao, then you misunderstand The Tao and what it means when we say The Tao.
Pet Report: Vindaloo was super cute this morning! The Missus sat in my lap to watch a video with me, and she got all jealous and tried to push her off me so she could get up. Bacchus is in fine form, we went for a great run in the cold together tonight.
Currently Digging: Trading baked goods with my super cool neighbors, geeking out on Christmas, family, love, my fifth re-read of Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrel. Oh, and I had a bad ass steak and cheese thing from Arby's today, Recomend.
