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I went to Steven's Point to hang out with my buddies Nick and Harley. Nick had his birthday party on Saturday and it was really fun. I drank to keep Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a kiss out of my memory and then we watched Public Enemy. Harley passed out sometime around then. When most of the people left, we decided to take turns reading My Immortal out loud. We read up to Chapter 22 before we called it a night. Here's an example of how bad it is.

"Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasnt Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was.Vlodemort and da Death Deelers!

U moronic idiots! he shooted angstily. Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now.I shall kill thou and Draco!

No no please! We begged sadly but he took out his knife.

Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed avril lavigne on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It wasDUMBLYDORE!"

I think I know who I'm dressing like for Halloween (maybe even some cons?)................DUMBLYDORE!