Baby had an appointment today. So I got to go along and sit in the waiting room. They had SpongeBob on so I was okay. Baby pissed on me for the third time while we were giving him a bath. In the kitchen sink. He pissed on my foot. Sarah didn't think he did it. She thought he splashed me. I know the difference between playful splashing and a maliciously aimed rope of piss. Little rascal.
I was holding his little ass today while Sarah was on the phone with her mother. He had one arm hanging out and at the end of that arm was his tiny clenched fist. So I thought I'd use his fist to hit Sarah in the face. I'd swing his little arm and he'd hit Sarah. And he was laughing his head off. He got a big kick out of it. Don't ask me why. I tried it on Mike and the little guy didn't laugh at all. He likes beating on his mommy. Yet another bad habit that we hope he unlearns.
Mike called him a cock runt today. That made me laugh pretty hard. Cock runt. haha I'm laughing now. Mike also uses: cock weasel, cock squeeze, and cock holster. Cock holster makes me laugh too. Or maybe it's just late. I don't know.
I gotta go throw some jackal rope and hit the sack. byebye
I was holding his little ass today while Sarah was on the phone with her mother. He had one arm hanging out and at the end of that arm was his tiny clenched fist. So I thought I'd use his fist to hit Sarah in the face. I'd swing his little arm and he'd hit Sarah. And he was laughing his head off. He got a big kick out of it. Don't ask me why. I tried it on Mike and the little guy didn't laugh at all. He likes beating on his mommy. Yet another bad habit that we hope he unlearns.
Mike called him a cock runt today. That made me laugh pretty hard. Cock runt. haha I'm laughing now. Mike also uses: cock weasel, cock squeeze, and cock holster. Cock holster makes me laugh too. Or maybe it's just late. I don't know.
I gotta go throw some jackal rope and hit the sack. byebye