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Had a small problem with our e-lectricity today. We had to drive all the way to Fayettpig to talk to the utility turds. I had to drag my ass up there 'cause I speak redneck more fluently than little bro does. They came by the hoose and cut a few small limbs off our big mama pecan. I reckon they were touching the power lines. I don't like folks messing with our trees but it had to be done. I thought a mouse had chewed through a wire to tell you the truth. Sambo's got one running around downstairs. He calls it Splinter. He is one nasty rascal. That's why the vermin love him. Plus I think Splinter is teaching him some sort of rodent martial arts.

The boston pig needs to be overhauled. The more I look at it, the more I pray to be struck by lightning. It'd be easy if I could just slap some shit together. But no. It's gotta be perfect. I'm gonna take a short break from the movie and make my mom a card. Then I need to organize my notes. That should be about as much fun as a crotchshot.

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