pubert

Wow according to the FAQ you express consipicay theroies...well i'm gonna break that rule. So join me as we adventure into the relms of the forbidden.

So ever notice how a girl can make or brake your day depending on how she smiles at you? This wreckless display of power leads me to belive that the world is controlled by a secret council of women. Most of which are deadicated to religon of not dating me. But thats another theroy for now one at a time.

So this council of 12 incredably hot gorgeous women not only controll the faltering economy of the world, but also organized crime, and own stabucks. Yeah that ceo guy is a robot. They sit in a room at the earths core....just slightly past the mole people,,,ploting the days events and moving people like pawns. This elaborate game of chess they are involved in....keep one step ahead of the gnomes. Yes gnomes. not friendly misguided underpants gnomes. Evil disfigured gnomes whose plans consist of shutting down every and any intstiution that is responsible for the world wide web.

Hehehe homer got bit by a panda

yeah this rant has gone on far to long

I need pot.....