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Man i fucking hate drug dealers...i like the drugs, but i hate the assholes with no concept of time who i purchase my vices from

Shaving my chest is a huge step for me in a relationship. Sure i trim the brush so to speak (because i like to see it recipricated) but i won't shave my chest. If the right person was to come along and already have delt with the forest that grows on my tiny little frame and politely ask "cut it down" i'd be like "but...
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God i love boobs....

Ok holly shit, i just cought like 5minutes of statistics of that chanel 4 expose on milwaukee publice highschools. Now let me point i was still in jr. high when i was shipped off to some hick town.

At 18 (my first love aww...) nikki who lived here (yeah its easy to fall for somone when your states away but i digress) attended a privite...
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Ok this is fucking wierd...so yesterday i'm looking for the remote and after a vigorus search (its the dvd remote so i can't push the button on the thing, I need the remote) I can't find it. I light a cigarette and sit on the floor contenplating my delima when i see the remote in the corner of my eye under the coffee table. I...
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Oh how i love wes anderson and the life aquatic

Theres a subtle art to taking back your promises...espically ones made to yourself

I know what you all think...how can someone so adorable be so damn cynical? How can someone so bright be so neurotic? well its time i confess....

I'm a super villian. Thus i possess a degree of genuis that only i can possess along with the neurotic indosyncratic routines that the truly bizare, the increadbly doubis (hehehe duby) and genuis possess. I am not a...
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Today is a new world record for me...I almost look close to my age. Where as before i was 15, now i look 19. Not bad considering i should be 21, but you know what they say about leap years babies (we're the eternal young). Soooo yeah.

Victims wouldn't be called victims, unless they suffered some catosprohpic fate. The sheer number of victims of World War II is enoug to make someone pause for at least a second. IT stirs reaction. Tragedy in any from can evok action from even the most lathargic of us. September 11th made us stop and think for a second. Those of us who were too busy,...
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So i wrote this the otherday about someone i can't stand...but i liked the cut of it. Post comments what do you think?

When you die you don't take your memories with you
Heaven...hell....god...Allah...Buddha...Satan
It doesn't matter, those are constructs of the living
And the concerns of the living don't concern the dead
But right now every ones concerned about you

So far tonight you've...
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At no one elses beheast i've decided to go sober. Now i'm not a drunk, i'm a drug addict. More specifically, i'm a pot addict. Well not anymore. When i stoped dealing (which is when i moved to milwaukee,) i discoverd i had a problem. i had a taste for champagin, on a beer budget. I would smoke pot before i turn on the coffee...
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