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Presents, part duex......

So I finished my stepdaughters gifts last night despite the lacking of the ever important tape. Oh curse you little strips of plastic, sticking covered adhesive joy. Anyway, so now I am armed and dangerous so I mean to attack my ex's gifts. I picked her up a hair dryer today, its like mega-powerful which she can use because she has gorgeous...
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So I'm not much for the holidays, long story. Anyway, I have assembled the gifts for my stepdaughter and ex wife, ready to wrap and get them the fuck outta my house. Bought time I sucked it up and stopped procrastinating. Bought bows, and ribbons, and cards, and sparkly paper, but you wanna know the one thing that seems to have not come home with...
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lolablu:
Hahaha. Whenever I'm trying to be all prepared and buy a bunch of things, it's always the simplest one,like the tape, that I forget, too.
lilli:
Thank you for your comment. I am still thinking about the name... and it will be a well-guarded secret until I get confirmation that it is mine-all-mine! I think it would be rad of you to sponsor your local derby teams! We are so lucky here. Our teams have huge community support and kickass sponsors. But I know other leagues are not so fortunate. Derby is the way of the future. Get on board now! wink biggrin

And as for your holiday mishaps, glad to see you didn't let the stupid tape bring you down. I love that you got a black tree and Jack Skellington stocking. Total awesomesauce.
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Holy Shit. If any of you haven't read killary's post in her blog, you should. Go there appreciate the shear quality of the message, the raw emotional rage. Then send her some love, cause she sounds like she could use a hug, or a drink, or an automatic weapon. Reminds me of me. There was a time not to long ago that I referred...
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lolablu:
I think people can just be shitty. I don't think there's much of a gender gap in that one. I've certainly been hurt by people I've dated, or had my trust betrayed by friends or family. It's about learning what you can reasonably expect from individual people and deciding whether what you get from the relationship is fulfilling enough. There are many people who don't deserve to be trusted, but I have to believe there are some people out there who do, even when I don't have much luck in finding them.
zombiekittybot:
that I am...I'm a lil shorter than 5'1 and about 120 lbs ha
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I feel like a sailors penis in a whorehouse. (pause for visual) I got my new work schedule, which encompasses the whole month of December, and its a fucking gong show. In out, in out, I don't know if I'm coming or going. I work in grocery retail, running a meat department. I am a self confessed workaholic. I only put in around 60-70ish hours...
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smythe:
I think I'm going to have to go out and search for some new shoes. Brown is a tough color for me to accessorize. I usually wear black, and I have a bunch of black shoes. I think that red shoes would go well with the brown dress. I also have some grey shoes, but they may be too chunky to go with the dress.
lolablu:
It's fantasies like the duck one that get us through sometimes. New York City has a large, concentrated population of assholes and idiots, and if I couldn't imagine scenarios in which I'd get one over on them, I don't know how I'd survive.
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The animals have us beat. Our arrogance leads us to believe that we are superior in the evolutionary scale but the facts say otherwise. We are the only species that cannot live in balance with our environment. We are the only species that will kill one of it's own for reasons other than self defense or mating rights. We have people murdering their own children...
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Equality is a joke. Everyone rants about it, strives for it, but at the end of the day, it's a shame. Nothing is ever truly equal, the pendulum swings from one extreme to the other. Never stops in the middle.....Guess if it did that would mean life has ceased. Rights, freedoms, liberty, the sexes, nothing is on par. Never will be. There is always someone...
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zombiekittybot:
haha thanks! Well I am a girl...could hint on why I love EF
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Food. I enjoy it, I eat it, and if you pay me enough I kill it for you. I work for a large grocery chain, I used to stock shelves at night then go work as an apprentice meat cutter in a full service butcher shop during the day. Needless to say I was extremely sleep deprived, irritable, and at some points probably legally insane....
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Thought about manipulation today. I figured it may be fun to try a "social experiment", by seeing just how much i can manipulate the people around me. I guess I have done it to some extent from time to time, but usually it is short lived and in all good fun. I decided to nix my latest endeavor since what I was contemplating seemed way...
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xstephx:
well it was my bf's idea.. he thought it would be positively stimulating i guess and well I like to give things ago... hey steph - can you give me a blow job while i smoke a bong? i've never had that before. hey steph - can you do a bend back while you give me a blow job? hey steph - we should try poprocks..ha. but now i know not to go there again and that's what experience is all about smile i hope the intention of your typed word was to encourage people to make changes/ do things for the positive and not to take lead from the people exampled by you tongue
xstephx:
and yes, i can do a bend back while giving a blow job. fuck i wanna put that on my resume some times!
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Emotions are a funny thing. Totally irrational. A person will do unspeakable attrocitty becoming a monster, when lost in a fit of rage. ON the other hand, love will blind us, overriding instinct, and cause us to lay down our very lives in order to save the object of our affection.

I hate this holiday, for reasons I won't disclose.

Ive spent the last month...
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Balance. I'm not a man of faith but being a Libra I do embody that singular truth of the velvet glove covering the iron fist. Everything has its' opposite. Good, evil, love, hate, attraction, repulsion, grudges, forgiveness, and so on. We always live in between the two extremes, existing in various shades of grey. Those of us whom are non committal stay in these grey...
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xstephx:
i am a libran myself and find i am in a constant battle for balance, equality, peace and harmoney and often like to call upon myself to mediate between all of those extremeties you mentioned. it can be quite exhausting but that's just how i am. i hate conflict.
psycho_magnet:
I hear yah. I am the perpetual shoulder to cry on, but I find it so much easier to find harmony within others' issues than my own. My emotions obscure my rational view of the situation.