psycho_magnet

So on the way home for my quest for strawberries, I saw a family of 4 deer grazing through some yards. I noticed at least 1 buck. So some old lady doesn't like them eating her lawn, and is too fucking cheap to build a fence, so she opens the door and sicks her Pug on them. Thats right a Pug. The size of one of my shoes, maybe, and worth around 1500. The dog comes out blazing, and the deer scatter. The funny thing is, that they will continue to graze where the food is, and that bucks antlers will increase in size. So when the rut hits, and that crusty bitch decides to pit dog against wild animal, the deer will most likely kill it out of instinct. I will laugh.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a butcher by trade so my love of animals extends as far as my profit margin, but common sense people. Watched a bird and a bee have a dog fight today. Seriously it was captivating, I had to see who won. It was a stunning display of aerial combat, you could almost hear that bee saying "oh shit, oh shit" as it bobbed and weaved in an attempt to shake off the bird who was never more than 4 inchs away.

The bee finally ditched into some shrubbery and escaped, but it went on for the better part of 10 mins.

Happy Wet Wednesday, or Hump day, whichever works for you.