psychicgoldfish

I finally bought an account. YAY! First step in world domination complete!

*quick step into my life*

Me and my best friends from high school are writing a screenplay for what will be the best porn ever made.

It features a zombie dinosaur, lesbian ninjas, midgets, a voyeurist narrator, sex starved pizza boys and clowns.

In other news, my weekly phone call with Matt, my boyfriend in Maine lasted over an hour.

Me: you know how people are in relationships a long time and they are all "you make me a better person?" I was thinking about that. I think you make me sociopathic.
Matt: Thats one of the sweetest things you've ever said to me!

I dropped an interval on the assisted chin-up machine.

I rule in so many ways!

One thing that sucks is I don't have any local friends... yeah, I am new to the LA area. I need people!!