Hello out there in T.V. Land!
I just want to say that I am a fabulous cook. For dinner I made fettuccini with shrimp and veggies in a creamy dill white wine sauce. And homemade apple pie. Just because I can. Also, recipes are for pussies.
Last weekend, I took the porn store tour of Portland. There was definitely gay sex occuring in one of the sketchy ones with the booths. It was pretty special.
After that, there was nothing to do but see Man of the Year which had funny moments and the occasional good point, but in general wasn't that great. I would place it on a shelf next to Patch Adams, if, for some reason I owned Patch Adams.
To be fair to poor Robin WIlliams, the last movie I saw before that was The Science of Sleep which is pretty fucking hard to beat. I wonder if they printed my review...
I could to to A.J.s- the one bar in a 50 mile radius, but it's kareoke night. Kareoke is the worst invention of the 20th century... aside from the atom bomb-- which may have been developed solely to prevent the inevitable invention of the kareoke machine.
OK, now that I have been whoa offensive and committed horrible historical innaccuracies.... I guess I should call it a journal entry and go to bed.
I just want to say that I am a fabulous cook. For dinner I made fettuccini with shrimp and veggies in a creamy dill white wine sauce. And homemade apple pie. Just because I can. Also, recipes are for pussies.
Last weekend, I took the porn store tour of Portland. There was definitely gay sex occuring in one of the sketchy ones with the booths. It was pretty special.
After that, there was nothing to do but see Man of the Year which had funny moments and the occasional good point, but in general wasn't that great. I would place it on a shelf next to Patch Adams, if, for some reason I owned Patch Adams.
To be fair to poor Robin WIlliams, the last movie I saw before that was The Science of Sleep which is pretty fucking hard to beat. I wonder if they printed my review...
I could to to A.J.s- the one bar in a 50 mile radius, but it's kareoke night. Kareoke is the worst invention of the 20th century... aside from the atom bomb-- which may have been developed solely to prevent the inevitable invention of the kareoke machine.
OK, now that I have been whoa offensive and committed horrible historical innaccuracies.... I guess I should call it a journal entry and go to bed.
mojita:
Damn. Porn. Cooking. Being horribly offensive and cute? I miss you.
doba21:
You are a liar and a slanderer. Karaoke* is one of the greatest inventions of all time, especially when you're totally trashed with a bunch of your friends acting like a total ass. Unless you've given that a try, you have no clue as to the true joys of karaoke. Also, the atomic bomb wasn't created to prevent karaoke; it was created to sort all the haters out there who be dissin' karaoke who would inevitably come along once it was created. You better watch out.