"As i said before Deardrie, the long side of a crucifix is for fucking," remarked Aunt Agatha as she sipped her steaming cup of russian caravan. Ever since her business venture selling canned cock-a-leeky soup in Rhodesia failed, Aunt Agatha had taken to sitting in her leather chair, dreaming of exposed piano legs and offering bits of advice to her handmaid.
In the Garage, Jeeves...
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tawnya:
stiles:
Even better- I own a shop with a big parking lot
Strange mental images tend to appear in my head at random, without any apparent connection to any events/stimuli in my environment. While eating Yoghurt (I'm lactose intolerant is this going to make me sick?) it occured to me that a snuf film titled "Regis and Cathy Lee get plowed by twelve Leathermen" would be quite amusing.
I have a tea review blog, well i haven't...
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apathy_activist:
i think that'd be a good film. but what's a Leatherman?
tuesday:
I'm still obsessing about your jetta sighting the other day. She's hot, talented and drives a car that gets like, almost 50mpg on the highway...
I got my russian Lubitel 120mm camera in the mail.
Now i can photograph the new "milk pipelines" being delivered to Estonia on speical "armoured milk pipeline delivery vehicles"
da eta pravda
And the shadow minister without portfolio screamed "I REQUIRE A HAND JOB IN THE BACK SEAT OF A RENAULT" at Bertrand Wooster who was quite startled yet excited.
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Now i can photograph the new "milk pipelines" being delivered to Estonia on speical "armoured milk pipeline delivery vehicles"
da eta pravda
And the shadow minister without portfolio screamed "I REQUIRE A HAND JOB IN THE BACK SEAT OF A RENAULT" at Bertrand Wooster who was quite startled yet excited.
"It has a sense of...
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swingkitten:
It's a term used in Canada, Australia, and England.
Main oppositional parties in politics have a shadow minister for each cabinet post.
For example, in Australia, the liberals are in government right now. The labourers are the main oppositional party. They have a shadow minister of defense, shadow minister of education, etc., so that if their party comes into power, they have cabinet members who know what to do in those positions. While they're NOT in power, their main job is to crap on their current, legit, parallel minister that IS in power. Put a cynical spin on things.
Where's my buttah?
Main oppositional parties in politics have a shadow minister for each cabinet post.
For example, in Australia, the liberals are in government right now. The labourers are the main oppositional party. They have a shadow minister of defense, shadow minister of education, etc., so that if their party comes into power, they have cabinet members who know what to do in those positions. While they're NOT in power, their main job is to crap on their current, legit, parallel minister that IS in power. Put a cynical spin on things.
Where's my buttah?
swingkitten:
Butter on a stick? Sure!
I made you wet your knickers... huh huh huh.
I made you wet your knickers... huh huh huh.
I hate being a 24 year old who has never been with anyone. I suspect i am destined to be one of those people who spend their entire lives single and die in an apartment not noticed by anyone until my corpse smells the up the apartment building.
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demigauge:
i know someone who is 22 and hasn't been with anyone
frank_castle:
you will find someone, get out there and hit the pavement as they would say back in england ahh how i miss england....wait i have never been in england, damn dreams, oh well you get what i am saying
"Honoria Butchyworth, climb down from there at this instant, this is a school of taxidermy not a harem!!", screamed Aunt Slocombe, who was in a right bit of a tif today, having discovered that Jeeves and Bertrand Wooster were in fact, secret lovers.
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leiru13:
yay. another p-town person. Born the same year as me to, an aries. Are you a true aries?
winter_____:
Hell yeah! Public Sex was the best.
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webigailboop:
look outside, the sun is coming out, be happy 
I am a vile of piss
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psmith:
no i was saving it for the nice german ladies.
oh that doesn't make any sense, I'm so confused.
oh that doesn't make any sense, I'm so confused.
lotus:
lol. nice.
as for the tb question: no, I tested negative to the skin test, my co-worker might have it though, so they tested us all.
as for the tb question: no, I tested negative to the skin test, my co-worker might have it though, so they tested us all.
I was going to drive to LA, next month but This American Life is coming to Portland, so i guess i can't go anywhere. I bet Sarah Vowell is a hottie.
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psmith:
don't you just love english majors with jobs.
apathy_activist:
who's Sarah Vowell? what's This American Life? where's LA? why do I ask dumb questions? how are you doing?
You know you're pathetic when the only thing worth mentioning in one's journal is a visit to the (hottie) shrink. *returns to the excitement of picking brown rice off his shirt and eating it*
Why can't i find a copy of an Adventures of Pete and Pete video for less than 50 dollars? I hate this world.
Why can't i find a copy of an Adventures of Pete and Pete video for less than 50 dollars? I hate this world.
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tuesday:
I *heart* Pete and Pete.
And I'm often excited by food I find on my shirt.
And I'm often excited by food I find on my shirt.
westcoastsamurai:
I wish they'd just release the whole Pete and Pete collection on DVD.
Day three without sleep. I nearly killed that asshole middle aged hippie in the record store today. I'm really tired of dealing with Portland trash. I flung my shit old volvo around every corner on the way home and slammed on the brakes at every stop light but that really isn't stress relief. I will die of a heart attack before i turn 25.
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amadio:
Hey James, You were asking about This Ascension?
As a matter of fact TA has gone on what they call a permanent hiatus. They won't officialy break up yet.
Dru has started an acapella project called Mirabilis with Suzanne from Machine in the garden, and Dru has just started writing songs with the drummer from This Ascension for a future project yet to be named.
Hope that helps
As a matter of fact TA has gone on what they call a permanent hiatus. They won't officialy break up yet.
Dru has started an acapella project called Mirabilis with Suzanne from Machine in the garden, and Dru has just started writing songs with the drummer from This Ascension for a future project yet to be named.
Hope that helps
apathy_activist:
i need your advice. i haven't slept since monday night, and tonight is easier than last night. is that normal? will i find my 13th wind sometime tommorow afternoon and be able to truck on through to the weekend?