psmith

I wanna be a race car driver when i grow up
and drive an old mint green diesel volvo stationwagon at moderate speeds

Meet me at the bottom of a bottle of bargain Scotch.

I'm happiest when I'm asleep. Please put me to sleep

from now on anyone whose car gets in the way of the street car shall face mob justice. we will pull you out of your car and shove your cell phone up your ass.

please Mrs. Slocombe spank me now

"hold my face shoot me die"

no more school for me, I'm on "medical leave of absence." yay, no more waiting two hours for a smoke.

I am a Hamster please pet me and do other things.

I give up. A year ago I knew what I wanted to do with myself, All i had to do was get my degree here and i could have gone back to the University of Munich to get a Ph.D in anthropology, but i gave up and decided I'd start over, study Urban planning and spend the rest of my light fighting spawl. Now I...
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please give me your Samosa now