psmith

I had a rather interesting night, I went to Mary's, the old strip club downtown, and got to watch a nerdy girl with with hairy armpits and glasses take off her clothes.. and she talked to me afterwards. Then on the way home a car pulled along side me, and some english guy asks me for directions, I look inside the car and it is Kate Blanchet at the steerwheel!! She's pretty. Unfortunately I did not recieve either a medium Toblerone or sexual favours for my services performed. For some reason they were driving to Beaverton. I don't know why anyone would go there.

Does anyone have a Next Generation medical Tricorder? I would like to find one, I'm curious to see if the detachable scanner can be used in inappropriate ways.