psmith

took my born again christian married sister to a bar tonight, or rather several bars, in every bar at least one guy hit on her, I left her talking to one "I trade stocks" guy. Maybe she will "sin" tonight.

I'd like to "sin" as well, but that doesn't happen. *sits and waits for technolgically advanced aliens to turn me into a hot chick so I can seduce housewives and ruin marriages*