Please Sir remove this ithy-phallic statue from my secret collection, my pants are full.
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Tuesday Oct 22, 2002
I wanna be a race car driver when i grow up and drive an old mint gr… -
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Sunday Oct 20, 2002
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Thursday Oct 17, 2002
I'm happiest when I'm asleep. Please put me to sleep -
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Wednesday Oct 16, 2002
from now on anyone whose car gets in the way of the street car shall … -
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Tuesday Oct 15, 2002
please Mrs. Slocombe spank me now -
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Monday Oct 14, 2002
"hold my face shoot me die" -
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Sunday Oct 06, 2002
no more school for me, I'm on "medical leave of absence." yay, no … -
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Thursday Oct 03, 2002
I am a Hamster please pet me and do other things. -
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Wednesday Oct 02, 2002
I give up. A year ago I knew what I wanted to do with myself, All i… -
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Sunday Sep 29, 2002
please give me your Samosa now
And I'm not totally convinced of the effectiveness of St. John's Wort myself, but like the lady said, at least it's something. I went to the drugstore the other night for some 5HTP, but they didn't have any. Fuckers.