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Sunday May 18, 2003

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"I AM THE RUMPOLE OF THE WORLD!" screamed young Betrand
as he stood on the bonnet of his dented Bristol. He was dressed in Aunt Agath's
Sunday dress and had on one shoe..

"WHEN ROME FALLS FALLS THE EARTH"

The local rancid pole cats had gathered around the car to watch the spectacle unaware of the fact that Bertrand was planning on making kitten pie. .

Inside Aunt Agatha was instructing her handmaid Deadrie in the art of tea criticism.
She read from her book, "The wretched Don Aminado gaped at this receptacle of consercrated hosts on the floor, and his handsome moronic face, already contorted because Beatrice was flagellating his cock with her teeth and tongue, was now fully gasping and panting."

Deadrie blushed, "I say Mistress, what does that have to do with Tea?"

"Shut up you common bitch!" barked Aunt Agatha, "how am I to teach your little cornish mind anything if you speak."



VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
tawnya:
i'm so torn, it's taken me forever to get it this long. and it's just to that SUPER annoying point. i just think i look retarded with hair.
May 22, 2003
mistersatan:
Because I'm that kind of prick, that's why.
May 24, 2003

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