Oh I forgot to add her most recent "attack" on my person. This was her away message a few days ago:
Reasons that Josh is a fag:
1. He thinks he's a gansta
2. He tries but fails at styling his hair
3. Even though we're not dating I still feel like his mother having to ask him to do things 50 times before they get done
4. Being too involved in sports trivia
5. The fact he can't talk at a normal volume
6. The quality girls he brings home
7. His shower caddy
8. He's a hypocrite
9. Being an all around douchebag
10. He hangs out at a frat even though he hasn't been in school in years
11. Making me change my plans for him to sit at home alone eating microwave pancakes on v-day (he was supposed to have a "date" and wanted privacy)
12. Him forcing me to change my Easter plans because his con brother is coming over for dinner and a sleep over party
Feel free to add your own!
My response?:
1. Yes, I am a gangsta.
2. I could care less about styling my hair. It used to be black and long (see pic), since it's been cut and back to my natural color. So I dyed it again and I am letting it grow. I do miss my long hair though.
3. Nope, we are not dating. No, you are not my mother. And no, I won't listen to what you say, even if you say it 5000000 times.
4. Why should she care what I am into?
5. I like to be loud. It's fun.
6. Hmmm. Maybe she does want to be my mom. I can't even bring "friends" home whom she approves of.
7. Yes. I have a shower caddy. I don't want her boyfriend using my stuff, nor do I want it in there. Does a caddy make me a fag?
8. Hypocrite? Look in the mirror bitch.
9. Hmm. Because I blocked you on IM cuz I don't even want to talk to you over the computer? Jesus.
10. Why do you care who I hang out with?
11. Yes, my "date" canceled on me. So I enjoyed a day of peace by myself. Too bad my privacy was interruteped even though she said she wouldn't be there. Funny huh?
12. Con brother? My 8 year old brother is spending the night and we are making pizza's and watching Harry Potter. I am so confused.
"you a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a stan,
i'll stip whip yo ass, you're 36 in a karate class?"
Current Music - Ether by Nas
Reasons that Josh is a fag:
1. He thinks he's a gansta
2. He tries but fails at styling his hair
3. Even though we're not dating I still feel like his mother having to ask him to do things 50 times before they get done
4. Being too involved in sports trivia
5. The fact he can't talk at a normal volume
6. The quality girls he brings home
7. His shower caddy
8. He's a hypocrite
9. Being an all around douchebag
10. He hangs out at a frat even though he hasn't been in school in years
11. Making me change my plans for him to sit at home alone eating microwave pancakes on v-day (he was supposed to have a "date" and wanted privacy)
12. Him forcing me to change my Easter plans because his con brother is coming over for dinner and a sleep over party
Feel free to add your own!
My response?:
1. Yes, I am a gangsta.
2. I could care less about styling my hair. It used to be black and long (see pic), since it's been cut and back to my natural color. So I dyed it again and I am letting it grow. I do miss my long hair though.
3. Nope, we are not dating. No, you are not my mother. And no, I won't listen to what you say, even if you say it 5000000 times.
4. Why should she care what I am into?
5. I like to be loud. It's fun.
6. Hmmm. Maybe she does want to be my mom. I can't even bring "friends" home whom she approves of.
7. Yes. I have a shower caddy. I don't want her boyfriend using my stuff, nor do I want it in there. Does a caddy make me a fag?
8. Hypocrite? Look in the mirror bitch.
9. Hmm. Because I blocked you on IM cuz I don't even want to talk to you over the computer? Jesus.
10. Why do you care who I hang out with?
11. Yes, my "date" canceled on me. So I enjoyed a day of peace by myself. Too bad my privacy was interruteped even though she said she wouldn't be there. Funny huh?
12. Con brother? My 8 year old brother is spending the night and we are making pizza's and watching Harry Potter. I am so confused.
"you a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a stan,
i'll stip whip yo ass, you're 36 in a karate class?"
Current Music - Ether by Nas