OMG!!!!!! Bianca and I are the pic for the Ferrets Group!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!
and now for some more self apriciation as written by my college roommate Jock.....
"The Document:YEAR I"
(introduction page)
" The JNA, or Jock-Noise Alliance, exists because it needs to.
We are the people that wake you up in the middle of the night with a random scream or low-impact explosive. We are the subjects of the stories and rumors you hear around campus, told in hushed tones. We are the people that are causing mischief, outside your bedroom, the state, or even the country. We are the people who are always plotting, be it the downfall of social structures or the pranks that disrupt the flow of your day.
Without us, your life would be boring.
Or more peaceful. But whatever your reason for hating us, understand that we hate you just as much. In fact, we probably hope you die.
But that's O.K. It's all about universal balances. Just as you need love in your life, you need hate. You need someone to despise, because then you feel better about yourself. Your emotions come full circle.
So with all our hate, where's the room for love?!?
We love a lot of things. Like alcohol, laughing at people's downfalls (which will be a recurring theme), and alcohol. But most of all, we love to hate and be general nuisances. Which justifies our existence and brings us into such a complete full circle that you can never hope to be free of our wrath.
WELCOME TO OUR MADNESS
What follows is documentation of our exploits. Some details are missing (thank you, drugs and alcohol), some spared for one reason or another. Because of those drugs, and that alcohol we are destroying our brains with, we need to be able to remember in 40 years just how fucking cool we were.
Plus we want to scare you. We genuinely hope we accomplish both.
Remember: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.
The 2000-2001 Document is dedicatred to all the mothers that we dissed on. We're sure they're all good people and not whore, despite our insistence, and the only one worth sleeping with is probably Tom's mom. She's hot.
and now for some more self apriciation as written by my college roommate Jock.....
"The Document:YEAR I"
(introduction page)
" The JNA, or Jock-Noise Alliance, exists because it needs to.
We are the people that wake you up in the middle of the night with a random scream or low-impact explosive. We are the subjects of the stories and rumors you hear around campus, told in hushed tones. We are the people that are causing mischief, outside your bedroom, the state, or even the country. We are the people who are always plotting, be it the downfall of social structures or the pranks that disrupt the flow of your day.
Without us, your life would be boring.
Or more peaceful. But whatever your reason for hating us, understand that we hate you just as much. In fact, we probably hope you die.
But that's O.K. It's all about universal balances. Just as you need love in your life, you need hate. You need someone to despise, because then you feel better about yourself. Your emotions come full circle.
So with all our hate, where's the room for love?!?
We love a lot of things. Like alcohol, laughing at people's downfalls (which will be a recurring theme), and alcohol. But most of all, we love to hate and be general nuisances. Which justifies our existence and brings us into such a complete full circle that you can never hope to be free of our wrath.
WELCOME TO OUR MADNESS
What follows is documentation of our exploits. Some details are missing (thank you, drugs and alcohol), some spared for one reason or another. Because of those drugs, and that alcohol we are destroying our brains with, we need to be able to remember in 40 years just how fucking cool we were.
Plus we want to scare you. We genuinely hope we accomplish both.
Remember: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.
The 2000-2001 Document is dedicatred to all the mothers that we dissed on. We're sure they're all good people and not whore, despite our insistence, and the only one worth sleeping with is probably Tom's mom. She's hot.
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totally cute.