Someday, friends, you will look back upon this day, this glorious day when you first discovered my journal, and think how meaningless and empty your existences would be without my utterly brilliant and insightful presence. Then, you will resume feeding me peeled grapes, or fanning me gently with a palm frond (Hey, I'm no slave driver--you get to rotate around!).
Don't hesitate! There is only a limited amount of time to practice your grape-peeling skills!
Don't hesitate! There is only a limited amount of time to practice your grape-peeling skills!
What guidance can you offer me in these oft-confusing times? All you have to do is give me a path, and I will follow! Your word is that with which I will help others, and bring more into the fold.
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