I was able to use the word asshat in a sentance mulitple times today when describing and/or talking about my boss, so I decided (in the words of the lovely and beautiful Elizagirl) that there is a need for rampant bullshit. Carry on loves...
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:
yes. wait, that was a postage stamp... nevermind.
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you've dated:
20 years.
Ever been in a car wreck?:
yes badly. I was deathly afraid to get in a car for months!
Were you popular in high school?
i got straight a's and didn't drink. so... yeah. real fucking popular. thanks for bringing that up.
Have you ever been on a blind date?
oh, I love blind dates! they are so fun. seriously, they are.
Are looks important?
um... i'm not blind.
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
yes, and i would seriously fuck some shit up on their behalf.
By what age would you like to be married?
79. kids by 82.
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
of course. the higher the number, the higher my opinion of you.
Have you ever made a mistake?:
what a stupid question. i can't even think of something clever or funny to write. this question just pisses me off.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:
several.
Have you ever peed in public?
all the time! you can't take me anywhere.
What song do you want played at your funeral?
morbid much?
What would your last meal be before getting executed?:
i would like to eat my executioner.
Beatles or Stones?
Beatles.
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?:
if i put someone's name here (even as a joke) and they die, i'll feel responsible. so i'm skipping this one.
Beer, wine or hard liquor?
midori sours or alchy pops please.
Do you have any phobias?
i'm not afraid of surveys. that's for sure.
What are your plans for the future?
silver jumpsuits, vacations on mars... pretty standard, i think.
Do you walk around the house naked?:
i wear my awesomely rad lightning bolt at all times.
If you were an animal what would you be?:
butterfly.
What hair color do you like on someone you're dating?:
whichever, as long as their hair is stylish and the color goes well with their skin tone.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?:
deaf. sign language is the new white cane.
Do you have any special talents?:
charming as fuck.
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?:
dance.
Do you like horror or comedy?:
musicals.
Are you missing anyone?
i am.
Where do you want to live when you are old?
in a mansion with lots of servant robots and a few friends.
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:
gillian anderson, minnie driver and david duchovney... all at the same time.
what did you dream about last night?
sara and scott's knee. don't ask.
What is your favorite sport to watch?
hockey.
Are you named after anyone?:
no. I was supposed to be a boy so stephen got changed to stephane
Non alcoholic drink?:
dr pepper!
Have you ever been in love?:
yes.
Do you sing in the shower?
loudly and sometimes off key.
What is your favorite Holiday?:
4th of July!
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
no. i'll just wait for my boobs to grow naturally. come on, puberty. hurry up already!
Have you ever caught a fish?:
yes and it scared the shit out of me cause my da put it in the tackle box and the fucker wouldnt die and it just kepy flopping around in there till we got home and put it in the fish tank where it proceeded to eat all the other fish.
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EDIT (11:07p) Thanks to the fabulous Goatboy23 I am now introducing everyone else to the Tom Robinson Band
RIGHT ON SISTER
She's a right on sister
And she knows what she likes
She needs you and me, man
Like a fish needs a bike
Suffragette city
Don't bother her none
Cos the women's revolution
Is bound to come... and I say
Right on, sister
Right on sister, right on
She's a clear level thinker
Just look at her play
She's got it together
In most every way
The women's army is marching
And the weak shall be strong
Power to the sisters
Right on, right on... and I say
Right on, sister
Right on sister, right on
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:
yes. wait, that was a postage stamp... nevermind.
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you've dated:
20 years.
Ever been in a car wreck?:
yes badly. I was deathly afraid to get in a car for months!
Were you popular in high school?
i got straight a's and didn't drink. so... yeah. real fucking popular. thanks for bringing that up.
Have you ever been on a blind date?
oh, I love blind dates! they are so fun. seriously, they are.
Are looks important?
um... i'm not blind.
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
yes, and i would seriously fuck some shit up on their behalf.
By what age would you like to be married?
79. kids by 82.
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
of course. the higher the number, the higher my opinion of you.
Have you ever made a mistake?:
what a stupid question. i can't even think of something clever or funny to write. this question just pisses me off.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:
several.
Have you ever peed in public?
all the time! you can't take me anywhere.
What song do you want played at your funeral?
morbid much?
What would your last meal be before getting executed?:
i would like to eat my executioner.
Beatles or Stones?
Beatles.
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?:
if i put someone's name here (even as a joke) and they die, i'll feel responsible. so i'm skipping this one.
Beer, wine or hard liquor?
midori sours or alchy pops please.
Do you have any phobias?
i'm not afraid of surveys. that's for sure.
What are your plans for the future?
silver jumpsuits, vacations on mars... pretty standard, i think.
Do you walk around the house naked?:
i wear my awesomely rad lightning bolt at all times.
If you were an animal what would you be?:
butterfly.
What hair color do you like on someone you're dating?:
whichever, as long as their hair is stylish and the color goes well with their skin tone.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?:
deaf. sign language is the new white cane.
Do you have any special talents?:
charming as fuck.
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?:
dance.
Do you like horror or comedy?:
musicals.
Are you missing anyone?
i am.
Where do you want to live when you are old?
in a mansion with lots of servant robots and a few friends.
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:
gillian anderson, minnie driver and david duchovney... all at the same time.
what did you dream about last night?
sara and scott's knee. don't ask.
What is your favorite sport to watch?
hockey.
Are you named after anyone?:
no. I was supposed to be a boy so stephen got changed to stephane
Non alcoholic drink?:
dr pepper!
Have you ever been in love?:
yes.
Do you sing in the shower?
loudly and sometimes off key.
What is your favorite Holiday?:
4th of July!
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
no. i'll just wait for my boobs to grow naturally. come on, puberty. hurry up already!
Have you ever caught a fish?:
yes and it scared the shit out of me cause my da put it in the tackle box and the fucker wouldnt die and it just kepy flopping around in there till we got home and put it in the fish tank where it proceeded to eat all the other fish.
____________________________________________________________________
EDIT (11:07p) Thanks to the fabulous Goatboy23 I am now introducing everyone else to the Tom Robinson Band
RIGHT ON SISTER
She's a right on sister
And she knows what she likes
She needs you and me, man
Like a fish needs a bike
Suffragette city
Don't bother her none
Cos the women's revolution
Is bound to come... and I say
Right on, sister
Right on sister, right on
She's a clear level thinker
Just look at her play
She's got it together
In most every way
The women's army is marching
And the weak shall be strong
Power to the sisters
Right on, right on... and I say
Right on, sister
Right on sister, right on
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gayballs:
the rental car guy was like "i hope you like blue" and then he pulled up in that thing. crazy.
portraitguy:
Things are good, just busy...thank you for asking! I can't wait to see the photo!