Actual quote from my landlady in an attempt to intimidate and bully me:
"I have more money than you."
Doesn't she know that cliche went out of fashion along with Members Only jackets?
I told her I didn't care if she had more money than God because I have more common sense and more to protect than she does.
Apparently she also told my son...
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"I have more money than you."
Doesn't she know that cliche went out of fashion along with Members Only jackets?
I told her I didn't care if she had more money than God because I have more common sense and more to protect than she does.
Apparently she also told my son...
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toothpickmoe:
All my imaginary friends are aliens.
marysa:
yeah, same here 
Do you ever look around at your life and say, "something has GOT to change?"
That's where I am right now. I'm not sure exactly what needs to shift first but I know that most of what is giving me grief has its roots firmly planted in me and not some outside influence (my waning self-worth, my depression, my declining health, my chronic destruction of...
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That's where I am right now. I'm not sure exactly what needs to shift first but I know that most of what is giving me grief has its roots firmly planted in me and not some outside influence (my waning self-worth, my depression, my declining health, my chronic destruction of...
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toothpickmoe:
Well, the big one is sort of no brainer, as I'm pretty sure alive is better than dead as a sort of general rule. Unless maybe you plan on eating and/or wearing something, but even that could be debatable.
As far as the less tangible one(s), I'd say never acknowledging one's shortcomings and continuing to fuck up without ever having a chance at bettering oneself might sound more appealing, but it also is probably not.
As far as the less tangible one(s), I'd say never acknowledging one's shortcomings and continuing to fuck up without ever having a chance at bettering oneself might sound more appealing, but it also is probably not.
user209834982:
Yes. Lots.
Good luck!
Good luck!
Two percent of the people think; three percent of the people think they think; and ninety-five percent of the people would rather die than think.
-George Bernard Shaw
This is my husband's favorite quote and it's on my mind frequently lately. It seems the more accessible information becomes, the more reactionary our populace tends to be. I know the democratization of the internet and 24...
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-George Bernard Shaw
This is my husband's favorite quote and it's on my mind frequently lately. It seems the more accessible information becomes, the more reactionary our populace tends to be. I know the democratization of the internet and 24...
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meatpieboy:
'greed.
toothpickmoe:
Meh, I'll think about it later, if I have time.
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toothpickmoe:
Let's just chalk it up to being awesome, then. 
mistersatan:
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm just not going to get my hair cut anymore. They never fucking listen and unless I happen to wear contacts that day, I'm blind to the butchering until it's too late. 
toothpickmoe:
There's always the clippers...
Or, you know, wearing contacts.
Or, you know, wearing contacts.
toothpickmoe:
I put off eye care for the last year because I'm poor. First time since I started being blind I did so. It was a shitty year. Then again, I'm really fucking blind.
Hipster soccer mom is a whole sub-genre of porn now!
Hipster soccer mom is a whole sub-genre of porn now!
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_margot_:
It looks like a momma cuddling a baby. Or...I'm just weird.
mildots:
I want your weather!!!!!
Hypothetically, if someone has a friendship they have allowed to wither somewhat and the only incentive for them to revive it is to get back their Avatar DVD, does that make said person a sociopath?
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meatpieboy:
Have you hypothetically broken their Avatar DVD yet?
meatpieboy:
Everyone's got a streak.
If you haven't already, see this movie:
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dryad:
Oh! I didn't realize Mr. Eggy wrote it.
*runs off to download rent it*
*runs off to download rent it*
user209834982:
You should