prockgirlscout

It's time for a friend's list cleanup. If I delete you, don't ask me why. I have a multitude of reasons, including the fact that I'm pretty sure I have some glass in my arm that I can't get out. So do me a favor and fuck off, mmkay?

Dear Daylight Savings Time,

You suck.

Go fuck yourself,

PRock

I messaged like a thousand people (ok more like 15) last night to get an isketch game going and all of them were either already asleep or on their way to bed. And now it's going to be 3 hours between me and the West Coast. I need SG people to isketch with, damn it!...
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Who are all these people?

I'm having an over-sensualized relationship with Lemon Drop Martinis. I can't believe I never had them before.

I had to make some simple syrup to do them up right and I feel very accomplished for some reason. I realize simple syrup is one step above boiling water but for some reason I always thought it was a highly complicated endeavour and it turns out it's...
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Before I fell in love, had a baby and got married, my greatest aspiration was not to have a career or money or a family, a big house or nice car. I wanted freedom. I thought the less keys I could end up with, the better. Sissy Hankshaw was my mentor and my biggest fear was any attachment that might get in the way of...
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I don't want to be scorekeeper again this year. Why did I say yes? You can't cheer your kid on from the scorekeeper's box.

When the big wigs were out this way last I spoke up and asked when I could go full-time. I even offered to work a split shift until we grew enough to justify having more staff on board. Apparently it worked because it's happening. It's going to be grueling, but it means so much to my family financially, and to me it means the ability...
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1) Mmmmm tofu. I want to go to this. Who's coming?

2) I totally have a Zoetica-style scowl going on in this profile picture I dug up.
I really need to get a new digital camera.

3) One of my all-time favorite people I've known since 4th grade found me on myspace. Who knew that place was actually good for something?

There was some other...
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My mommy responsibilities are increasing. Private school applications, baseball, etc...

I'm finally getting the tools I need to get serious about this career of mine. My one and only contractor has the worst case of adult ADD I've ever seen, so this is easier said than done. This is not hyperbole, I swear. If I try to talk to him for more than 20 seconds...
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I found out today I've been driving with no reverse lights since I moved here. Thanks, Bro, for lying and saying the truck mom gave me was safe.

I was feeling nauseous and hurty all morning. I crawled out of bed and we went into town to run a few errands and go to the store. On the way home I realized it was two...
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