In 1821, Brittish explorers had returned from the Americas with an astonishing new creature dubbed a "bonassus". One description of the beast reads: "March: 1821 - A Newly Discovered Animal comprising the head and eye of the elephant; the horns of the antelope; a long black beard; the hind parts of the lion; the fore-parts of the bison; is cloven hooved; has a flowing mane from the shoulder to the fetlock joint; and chews the cud.
The creature was put up in a show with other curious specimen where it was viewed upon by both the commonfolk and royalty, as Her Majesty, Queen Caroline became very interested in the spectacle.
The famed Bonassus would have been a miracle of science, was it not for a few american explorers come to view the beast. They promptly explained that this was no new creature but an adolescent american buffalo which, at the time, was extremely common in western america.
The brittish explorers were shamed for what they'd tried to pull off as a new and amazing creature. They next explored south america in search of another creature to exploit.
GAh ! I hate how my parents want me to get a job but I dont have a car and my dad was supossed to give me his but he sells it to my sisters boyfriend haha. sorry just had to get that off my chest
Today I went and saw the movie WHITE NOISE. If you didn't see it yet you should cause its really scary and I thought i was going to pee myself a few times while I was watching it haha
Well thats all I have to say other than GO STEELERS!!
a woman without love wilts like a flower without sun...
Thats a cute saying from a movie I watched today called AMELIE . Thanks to monroe for teling me about it . It was awesome and if anyone hasn't seen it they should .
Since I don't get out too much I've been renting movies and watching them alot and I need some ideas for good movies that you'd think I'd like to watch. So heres a question for you guys. What is the last movie you rented and what was it about?
and go wish fauxton a happy birthday cause hes a awesome guy and deserves it!
I hate being lonely and I hate people that talk bad about me when they dont even know me
I wish I could just find a guy thats my type and i'm attracted to and meet more girls around my area to hangout with. I think i'd be alot happier.
You would have a much larger choice in men if you were into
stupid, insensitive and unattentive guys. That's like 4&1/2 outta 5 of us. 1/4 is gay and that last quarter are the ones you're looking for but there's like a holy quest or something to find them.
As a whole, we're all pretty damn stupid as to what we have when we have it. It usually takes losing it and the occasional restraining order for us to realize we made a mistake. Keep the faith kiddo
Well im finally 19 now its a weird feeling. So anyway today I went to the mall and decided not to go to olive garden cause it was pouring down rain and since I dont drive me and my friend anna would have to walk in the rain to get to the mall afterwards so the mall was fun and after that we went to... Read More
thanks for letting me know about the myspace fraudster, can't believe it's the second time someone nicks my pic, I'll write a "loving" message to that bitch xxxx