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Random Sound Bites From My Life.

Tabitha: "Awww. Vibrating Nipple Clamps. How sweet."
Me: "It's a gift that keeps on giving."

Me: "Well, I was quite surprised to discover, that I was dead."
Scot: "Yeah, goes with out saying."

Yoshi: "You know, I'm not as fickle as I use to be."
Me: "Getting desperate?"
Yoshi: "If I don't get laid soon, I'm going to put...
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Ben Franklin was an ass; fatigue is NOT the best pillow.

Crawling into hole, and pulling hole in after me. But still alive.

Love you all.

Positive: My sister married a guy that's "one of us".
Negative: Now, someday, I'll be responsible for the financial well being of six people.
Positive: They don't plan to have kids, thus adding to my future responsibilities.
Negative: That leaves me the only one left to make the next generation (and I don't mean Capt. Picard)
Positive: I got to spend a few days among...
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Thunderstorms, last night. Oh, how I miss the thunder. No sleep, of course, but at least I had the lightning to keep me company. As the storm faded, the morning roosters chimed in, and the sounds of nature waking up. So what am I doing in SoCal, again?

On a stranger note, my father passed away 24 years ago, today; That makes me feel old....
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Going home.

That's a very happy kitten, by the way. So, I'm off to the wedding. Won't be able to read emails (damn Gates' fear of the Palm platform) or IM for a few days. I imagine I'll live.

Tell me something to make me smile.

This time, next week, I'll be back from home. It's always strange coming back. It's nice to be back, but I'm homesick so much. I miss my loving family (Oh, the things they've had to put up with), the trees, the air, the zoo of animals. Nature. Home. It's probably my imagination, but even the nights seem less horror filled.

At least, this time, I'll...
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This time next week, my sister will be married. This leaves me as the only single in my motley crew of siblings. So ladies... who wants some. LOL.

Oh, and to make certain that the ladies know I'm a ladies man, I've added 69 to my handle. Mmmm yeaaaah, thath kowl. It's hard to control yourself, isn't it.

Oh, and if you still see chocolate...
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Updating for updating's sake, but here's a joke.

A web programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over,picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a...
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I guess I should write something for my birthday. Birthdays aren't a big thing for my family, unless you're a child.

Last night, I was looking at a story I wrote a long time ago. I wrote in 1988. It sucks. There was some prose recited in the story. It sucks. At the time, I probably thought of it as a poem, but this bitch...
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SIDE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle.
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom: Warm and humid feet.
Cause: You pissed your pants.
Cure: Dry yourself at nearest restroom.

3. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at...
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