Random Sound Bites From My Life.
Tabitha: "Awww. Vibrating Nipple Clamps. How sweet."
Me: "It's a gift that keeps on giving."
Me: "Well, I was quite surprised to discover, that I was dead."
Scot: "Yeah, goes with out saying."
Yoshi: "You know, I'm not as fickle as I use to be."
Me: "Getting desperate?"
Yoshi: "If I don't get laid soon, I'm going to put a gun in my mouth!"
Scot: "I saw the jumper cables around your ankle, but I thought you were just fooling around."
Me: Whimper. Gasp.
Scot: "Until the truck started dragging you, that is. Now that's something you don't see every day."
Amanda: "Oh my god! Ed! It's so good to see you're not in prison."
Me: "...It's nice to see you too, Amanda."
Tabitha: "Awww. Vibrating Nipple Clamps. How sweet."
Me: "It's a gift that keeps on giving."
Me: "Well, I was quite surprised to discover, that I was dead."
Scot: "Yeah, goes with out saying."
Yoshi: "You know, I'm not as fickle as I use to be."
Me: "Getting desperate?"
Yoshi: "If I don't get laid soon, I'm going to put a gun in my mouth!"
Scot: "I saw the jumper cables around your ankle, but I thought you were just fooling around."
Me: Whimper. Gasp.
Scot: "Until the truck started dragging you, that is. Now that's something you don't see every day."
Amanda: "Oh my god! Ed! It's so good to see you're not in prison."
Me: "...It's nice to see you too, Amanda."
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black_tar_heroin:
cats hate those things
frankie18:
hahahahahaha the last ones the best. oh you silly little boy