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The scene: Archie and Mike are arguing in the livingroom about the Watergate burglers.

Archie: "... look it up! Geez... we wouldn't be havin' all this if they'd hired Japs instead of Krauts!"
Mike: "What???"
Archie: "That's right, buddy... cuz everybody knows that the Japs are better than the Krauts at electronics..."
Mike: (incredulous) "What???"
Archie: "And when the Japs get caught, they do the right thing and kill themselves!"


The scene: Hannity and Colmes... a "fair and balanced" discussion about Congressman Foley.

Hannity: "Ann, let me start with you... you've got these liberals...
Ann Coulter: (giggles)
Hannity: "... and they want to be the voice of morality... and they've got Gerry Studds having sex with a 17
year old page..."
Ann Coulter: (giggles) Ahem, yes... that's right
Hannity: "... and they've got Barney Frank and prostitution rings..."
Ann Coulter: (giggles)
Hannity: "... and, well... we won't even discuss Bill Clinton..."
Ann Coulter: "Why not?"
Hannity: "... I mean... we're only talking about e-mails here..."
Colmes: ABSOLUTELY SILENT... NEVER SAYS A FUCKING THING
Ann Coulter: "... that's right, and when a Republican... who is a Gay Man... get's caught sending naughty e-mails... never mind that we can't read Al Quieda's e-mails... well, he does the right thing and resigns!"

Never mentioned in any of this is the fact that Mark Foley was the Chairman of the Cogressional Caucus on Exploited Children.

Thank God for Fox News!