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Tuesday May 30, 2006

May 30, 2006
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Okay... let's see...

1. Bisexuality is the new "in". When I was a younger man, there was that one girl you knew, or thought you knew, was lesbian... and sure enough, she was. And you got all tingly down yonder whence given to improper thoughts of her and hers. Now it's vanilla and white rice.

2. I miss Olivia, still.

3. I am WAY too old for this site, a sad reality that I have very little place in the world.

4. I make so little money at my job that I almost feel sorry for myself.

5. There is a teacher I know in an electronic sense who can't navigate the coastal boundries of spelling and grammar... syntax or common English. Some would say it's a testiment of youth, but I say it's just plain indolence. She is teaching kids. Sleep tight.

6. Janice, her daliance with Tommy's brother not withstanding, deserves a sharp blade through her fucking face. She is a shallow, slimy viscious nowhere cunt who deserves pain... on an eternal basis.

7. Vanessa has a snooch that screams strawberry delight!

8. Melissa still wants that fucking CD, even though she has an IPOD; she's using people for drugs, thinks she pisses from her clitoris... oh yeah... and she had to see an eye doctor today to find out that... alas... she put her contact lenses in backwards. Yes, she is in college.

9. Only the late Liberace is more light than my boss.

10. No one... and I dare say it again... NO ONE is jacking off to any of your tits! While they may be worthy of several awards, alone they can not raise the mighty vessel. Make a moving picture of a suckingfuckfest... put it to music... more blue... and then, maybe you can think yourself worthy of a good shuck. Talk about having a good thought about yourself. Arogance pales.

(And that fucker from New Orleans can still eat a bag of shit... and choke on it!)

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fenway:
you are never too old to enjoy art! and nude art at that!
Jun 5, 2006

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