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Ode to Surrey

I fucking hate Surrey. I fucking hate fucking Surrey. Only in fucking Surrey can a fucking missed fucking exit mean 30 fucking minutes of back-tracking. Only in fucking Surrey can you come across a major fucking exit from the city that's been blocked without warning, adding yet another 30 fucking minutes to your attempts to fucking get fucking home at 2 in the fucking morning. If I never have to fucking drive near or in fucking Surrey ever again it will be too fucking soon. It's a fucking ugly wart on the cuntlips of our fucking province. Fuck you, Surrey. I need to sleep.

Serenity

Jayne was there...

*** NON-SPOILER REVIEW ***

Holy fucking shit. Holy living fuck. Hot fucking cunt fucking shit fucking crap holy living fuckstick hell bitch cunt. Sweet loving fuck of mercy. Massive overload of fucking holy sweet jizz cumload fuckity fuck fuck god. Mother of mercyfuck. Holy hot cunt. Sweet potato pie. God fuck cunt jizz bastard hell bitch bugger fuck.

*** SPOILER-INCLUDED REVIEW ***

Someone (I'm not going to say who or when) swallows a bug. Do we get to see it happen or is it simply reported as fact? You're going to have to go see the movie yourself to find out that tender little morsel of entertainment.



Oh, and did I mention that Jayne was there?