Speed Hump
I was asked about this. It has nothing to do with my sexual prowess. I have none. And it's not about the sort of sign that was likely expected. After all, I don't believe in astronomy. No, it's a street sign. And not just any street sign. I've only ever seen it in one place: the approach to the USA at the Peace Arch border crossing. So it's like a sort of warning. You're approaching the behemoth and sex will be hasty and unsatisfying.
Serenity
Firefly good. Wait bad.
Coppertank
Tonight I'll be going to the Coppertank to see Brent play guitar and sing. Brent is not just a good singer. He's not just a good songwriter. He's not just a cool guy. He's seven feet tall. I can't say that about anyone else I know. Well, not without lying. He's almost two feet taller than my girlfriend. That's one foot more than me!
I am not an artist
I'm also not a photographer. But I have been asked to submit a photo to some kind of charity thing as though I am both of those things. What do I choose? This is just bizarre. Flattering, but bizarre.
Maybe something from Japan...?
I was asked about this. It has nothing to do with my sexual prowess. I have none. And it's not about the sort of sign that was likely expected. After all, I don't believe in astronomy. No, it's a street sign. And not just any street sign. I've only ever seen it in one place: the approach to the USA at the Peace Arch border crossing. So it's like a sort of warning. You're approaching the behemoth and sex will be hasty and unsatisfying.
Serenity
Firefly good. Wait bad.
Coppertank
Tonight I'll be going to the Coppertank to see Brent play guitar and sing. Brent is not just a good singer. He's not just a good songwriter. He's not just a cool guy. He's seven feet tall. I can't say that about anyone else I know. Well, not without lying. He's almost two feet taller than my girlfriend. That's one foot more than me!
I am not an artist
I'm also not a photographer. But I have been asked to submit a photo to some kind of charity thing as though I am both of those things. What do I choose? This is just bizarre. Flattering, but bizarre.
Maybe something from Japan...?
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I'm totally they type to lean over and unlock the driver side.
It was nice to meet you. Thanks for the lovely e-mail.
This place seems to be swarming with them now !
I drove past a sign in Burnaby last year that read "Lane controlled by speedbump" and all I could think of was a tiny back-alley dictator.
Great pictures of Japan. Is that giant face carved into a wall?