Recently I discovered a few things that bother me. One is that I wrote something and had to come to grips with the fact that it sucks. It felt so right while I was writing it, but in the end it's just not something worth... much... at all. That's a rotten feeling. Another thing is my recording setup is driving me crazy. I'm not even...
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Way back in '93 or '94 (I can't fucking recall which) I was watching SNL and they had some skit that took place in a bar or night club or something. It wasn't very funny, I don't think, but there was suddenly this woman on the screen of my tv who made me sit up and point in the general direction of said woman and...
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liante:
Jet is basically high-grade coal. You can actually burn it if you get it hot enough.
I have yet to see anything with Sarah Silverman in it. This makes me sad. I suspect I will really love her when I finally do.
I have yet to see anything with Sarah Silverman in it. This makes me sad. I suspect I will really love her when I finally do.
liante:
I really want to see that film! But I feel like for maximum comedic value I'd have to go with the most multicultural, multiracial, age-varied group of friends that I could pull together. Because I feel like her comedy really needs to be enjoyed in the most uncomfortable-squirm-inducing company possible. If every person in the group doesn't get to start laughing and then cut off uncomfortably at least once, you've done something wrong. 
Now that I'm old, I need to settle into some kind of routine and never vary from it. This is a pretty good neighbourhood for it, seeing as how I'm surrounded by other old folks and also by some nice coffee shops and restaurants.
Saturday evenings, dinner at Ajisai. If I stick to miso soup and two rolls, I can come in at under $10...
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Saturday evenings, dinner at Ajisai. If I stick to miso soup and two rolls, I can come in at under $10...
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rin:
i was thinking it might be a giant sloth, but i thought they were bigger with boxier heads.
xixi:
what a great plug. are they paying you for this? you should go to them, show them your journal and this comment and demand money. i think i'm going to find this doux crepes and eat myself a salmon crepe.
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s_eldorado:
Wow. That is nice.
And no, they never remember to feed me. They keep sending the neighbors to do it.
What's got you so tired?
And no, they never remember to feed me. They keep sending the neighbors to do it.
What's got you so tired?
eddie:
ooh contrast-y
ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND MIGHTY MAMMALIAN VAGINA!
I keep learning new things about vaginas. Us wiener science geeks have it made, I tell ya. We're gettin' ALL the cross-sectional diagrams of pussy and the molecular/paleontological history of muff. Somebody high five me!
Only mammals have vaginas, and not all of them do (sorry Mr Platypus!). Everybody else just gets a single orifice - a...
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I keep learning new things about vaginas. Us wiener science geeks have it made, I tell ya. We're gettin' ALL the cross-sectional diagrams of pussy and the molecular/paleontological history of muff. Somebody high five me!
Only mammals have vaginas, and not all of them do (sorry Mr Platypus!). Everybody else just gets a single orifice - a...
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eddie:
Good thing for science. Otherwise we'd be all dumb 'n stuff....
solaris:
i like when i try to exaggerate but i actually say a low number. that also makes life way more fun. or else makes me look like an idiot.
It is extremely gratifying to walk around my neighbourhood on Halloween, once the sun has set and the little kiddies have scurried and crept home to hasten the arrival of adult-onset diabetes, once the punk teens have slunk forth to slouch about with their popping fancies and tarty hangers-on.
I walked up the street to the Red Onion, where they have exceptional tuna burgers (but...
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I walked up the street to the Red Onion, where they have exceptional tuna burgers (but...
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solaris:
totally, her and this french girl at my work, made me rethink these things!
restricting yourself to who you find attractive by having a 'type' seems silly anyway. but generally i do like dark hair.
restricting yourself to who you find attractive by having a 'type' seems silly anyway. but generally i do like dark hair.
oryx:
thank you for the compliment on flux's set! it's always nice to hear from people who enjoy my work.
pough:
Current and former profile pics
You asked for it, apeman...
"Oh my god! They killed pough! Those bastards!"
Oh wait. You asked for a South Park Satan, didn't you? Sorry. The closest I could get was Kenny.
BTW, I've made a new gallery for my profile pics. I'm that vain.
"Oh my god! They killed pough! Those bastards!"
Oh wait. You asked for a South Park Satan, didn't you? Sorry. The closest I could get was Kenny.
BTW, I've made a new gallery for my profile pics. I'm that vain.
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eddie:
but really, I could totally be your cousin maybe?!?!?! I don't know, I see a resemblance!
It seems as though my latest profile pic is the creepiest of them all! I went out of my way to make it happy green instead of evil red and I added pleasant text over my face (spelling out my girlfriend's name) and pretty parrot feathers and everything. Not only that, but I eschewed my "Satan Magazine" t-shirt in favour of a nice long-sleeve one....
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liante:
Those are some pretty Giger-esque parrot feathers, dude.
I think I might have to go to Seattle. One reason to go is my brother recently moved there from San Francisco. I prefer San Francisco over Seattle, but Seattle's about 14 hours closer. And he might want to borrow or buy one of my guitars.
The other reason - the better reason - is that the Burke Museum in the Univerity of Washington recently...
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The other reason - the better reason - is that the Burke Museum in the Univerity of Washington recently...
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s_eldorado:
Yes apparent. I am remiss. I am delinquent. And a host of other adjectives which I shall refrain from littering your journal with.
Mostly because I'm scared of your new profile picture and rendered entirely gobsmacked by the thought of having to literally duck and cover from a duck that could cover me...
Mostly because I'm scared of your new profile picture and rendered entirely gobsmacked by the thought of having to literally duck and cover from a duck that could cover me...
fenral:
I don't believe you! A ten foot duck? That thing must of weight like 300 lbs. It can't be true. How could anything that big float?
In honour of my newest SG friend: 20 things about pough, who is as dull as shit.
1.) I chew on my fingers a lot; right around the nails and the tips. I keep my nails pretty short, too, by biting them as well. In fact, too short to accomplish some very basic and essential tasks like picking up change I've dropped. Damn dimes are...
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1.) I chew on my fingers a lot; right around the nails and the tips. I keep my nails pretty short, too, by biting them as well. In fact, too short to accomplish some very basic and essential tasks like picking up change I've dropped. Damn dimes are...
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rin:
psst, thanks for the cephalopod picture. i do indeed find it charming
liante:
I've been surprised by how many people have commented on the use of "dingus." To me it was just a funny blob of soundage to throw into the sentence.
But then, when I first wake up, pretty much all words are funny blobs of soundage, so hey.
Also I do not believe I have ever been on an etymological journey. The tickets seem to be hard to find.
But then, when I first wake up, pretty much all words are funny blobs of soundage, so hey.
Also I do not believe I have ever been on an etymological journey. The tickets seem to be hard to find.
Very large ducks, indeed.
I love it when things I love come together (like the time a cranky scientist and the female orgasm came together (so to speak)) and they have, yet again! Huzzah for me!
Ducks and dinosaurs.
Now, we all know that modern birds are descended from the same group of dinosaurs that included T-Rex and Velociraptor (Theropods) - which means that when...
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I love it when things I love come together (like the time a cranky scientist and the female orgasm came together (so to speak)) and they have, yet again! Huzzah for me!
Ducks and dinosaurs.
Now, we all know that modern birds are descended from the same group of dinosaurs that included T-Rex and Velociraptor (Theropods) - which means that when...
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d20:
dude, it totally would have had to be The Fresh Prince of Bethlehem. i mean come on, it's christian hip hop perfection!
luverly:
heya! super late notice, but u know me & time these days...however, if you're around & about this eve, come by the store (umeboshi - 21st & Main) ...tis the grand opening from 6:30 - 10.:30, drinks, nibble-ies (ie food), shoes & me! come later if u can, would love to see u...if not, we'll fnd each other soon enough
Morrissey - 9:30pm . Tonight.
Rin is back in town for the night
And if you're really stuck for recording and desperate you can come and do it in the studio.