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I love Bond films.

Plain and simple, no matter how shit the movie I will love something about it.

The Connery era was amazing, the films were gritty but with a hint of humour and Bond came accros and man who was suave and sophisticated but also a man who you don't fuck with. Films like "Goldfinger" and "From Russia With Love" were astoundingly good...
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The vile bitch that is irony slapped me down again today.

As a thank you for lots of hard work on a project at work the head of our department was given an allowance to take myself and two other chaps out for a thank you dinner.

We chose the Mussel Inn, a really nice seafood restraunt.

I ordered crab salad for my start and...
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halohaynes:
oooh nasty, get well soon tho
sifo:
Damm seafood!

I'm a Timelord dontcher know!

Duuuuude! I know, I've been rather lame as of late but since getting myself a new woman, I've found very little need to come on and look at pictures of nekkid girls. I only really came on to check my messages cos I got an email saying I got a message but I can't find the bloody thing!! ARGH!!

Aye anyway! Hope your doing well despite the lurgy.. Catch ye sooooon!
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My PC now works, I have internet.

I am awesome.

No particular reason, just fluffing my tremendous ego.
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Oh for the love of fuck!

I have a network set up in the flat.

But my PC decided, upon the night all was finally done, to fucking die on me!

Fortunately, I have my shitty laptop to use until I sort the bastard thing out.

Well my friends,

Keep Watching the Skies!
halohaynes:
the only true conspiracy i ever believe is that computers will fuck up on you when you least want it to mad bastards
sifo:
Oh goody! Networking sounds fun, I've just gone wireless.

Anyway! you were almost right with respect to my lady who by the way is now 20 frown I still feel ever so slightly perverted though. She was a student and works full time!

Ah ha!!
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So, finally I have access to the magically delicious interweb!

I love my new flat.

I really do!
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lock:
Welcome back to the fray!
halohaynes:
cool so you all settled in?
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And so, much like last year, the overtime has kicked in.

I've already won 2 return flights to any European destination of my choosing.

I love my work.
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sifo:
Thank you for the message sir.

And where can I get a job like yours!?
beardysi:
you never did send me a graduation presend did you? wink

....could use a holiday! tongue
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There was a boy, a very strange, enchanted boy
They say he wandered very far, very far, over land and sea

A little shy and sad of eye,
But very wise was he

And then one day,
One magic day he passed my way
And while we spoke of many things
Fools and kings
This he said to me

"The greatest thing
You'll ever learn...
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halohaynes:
so then matey hows the dating business goin good i hope oh an on another point withering spoons now stock all koppaberg ciders skull this would be you after the mixed fruit one in vast quanities biggrin
beardysi:
how could you??? wink and yeah... they are! biggrin
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Gah!

I just got a letter from One.tel today.

It said they tried to e-mail me and it bounced.

I closed my fucking account with them 2 years ago.

It turns out they owe me 1.04

They are refunding it to my credit card.

Woop-de-motherfucking-do!
halohaynes:
i can beat that one our van that got writen off the insurance company decided to send the cheque to the lady who crashed into me
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I have 4 mm plugs in my earlobes now.

Score!
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btiddles:
tanks for the birthday happiness!

good job on the lobes!
gem:
Hehe yeah I think I know a suitable Glaswegian.
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Teh Grax is Teh Happy!

His spectemacles arrived today!

Tomorrow my vision shall be returned to it's former glory!

Woe betide all who stand before me!
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beardysi:
pretty much... yeah
soulfly:
Why were you not at the meet?????
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Finally got my Obsidian Order tattoo finished today, huzzah for the fine gents at Custom Inc on Argyle Street in Glasgow.
beardysi:
not a botehr mate!!
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Well, a man lost his glasses and requires new ones. This is, indeed, a spectacular pain in the posterior.

That is all.