Why are SUV drivers always so damn timid on the road? You have 4-wheel drive, for God's sake, and you're driving a tank! Step on it! And when did turn signals become optional features on cars? 
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  Dude, in the gossip group, we were just taking about "Woody Allen's former au pair" and her opinion of Colin's "love-making skills."  Like, maybe she should just feel lucky she got to sleep with a famous person other than Woody Allen, you know?