Eh, Im stuck babysitting for my nephew again. I love my sister, and I know shes got a lot of stuff on my plate, but this is beginning to get ridiculous. Besides, she should know better than to leave her children with a guy who sneaks off to go to a porn site. 
(The record will show that they are asleep for the night. Noted. Thank you.)
Im unsure on whether last night was an interesting night of nostalgia or a pathetic bit of back sliding. I should explain. Derrick called inviting out for a few drinks. I accepted, and he picked me up. Derrick said he knew of this little place where drinks were cheap that we could pay darts unmolested. Thats when I discovered that he meant the crappy ass bar inside the bowling alley we wasted away middle school.
Eh, some people we hadnt seen in a while showed up, so it was funits just that we were fifteen away from the place where we would pine for when we were 21 year olds with cars. More than a decade after that and Im right back where I started. Look, I always expected to be a townie. Thats what happens when you decide to go into the family business, I dont know, I just thought I would done something more by now.
Can you have a midlife crisis in your early 20s? Fuck, I know what this is about. I graduate in a semester and I have to file the paperwork soon. Ive been having anxiety dreams ever since that dawned on me. Im happy.
See? I have an education. I have a job waiting for me. I even have a side project thats challenging my creativity. Its just that overwhelming feeling of panic that descends upon you when a major life change is impending.
Oh, and the last three women Ive asked out have serious boyfriends, husbands, and girlfriends, respectively. I checked. Still, you gotta laugh.
(The record will show that they are asleep for the night. Noted. Thank you.)
Im unsure on whether last night was an interesting night of nostalgia or a pathetic bit of back sliding. I should explain. Derrick called inviting out for a few drinks. I accepted, and he picked me up. Derrick said he knew of this little place where drinks were cheap that we could pay darts unmolested. Thats when I discovered that he meant the crappy ass bar inside the bowling alley we wasted away middle school.
Eh, some people we hadnt seen in a while showed up, so it was funits just that we were fifteen away from the place where we would pine for when we were 21 year olds with cars. More than a decade after that and Im right back where I started. Look, I always expected to be a townie. Thats what happens when you decide to go into the family business, I dont know, I just thought I would done something more by now.
Can you have a midlife crisis in your early 20s? Fuck, I know what this is about. I graduate in a semester and I have to file the paperwork soon. Ive been having anxiety dreams ever since that dawned on me. Im happy.
See? I have an education. I have a job waiting for me. I even have a side project thats challenging my creativity. Its just that overwhelming feeling of panic that descends upon you when a major life change is impending.
Oh, and the last three women Ive asked out have serious boyfriends, husbands, and girlfriends, respectively. I checked. Still, you gotta laugh.
Good luck on asking more ladies out! If they are hooked up with someone, at least ask them if you can watch them do it!