pollypocket

If you happen to be in the NE St. Pete area and see someone riding around a shiny powder blue Schwinn bicycle with a headlight and taillight:

KNOCK THE FUCKER OFF AND TAKE IT BACK!



It is mine. It was stolen off of my LIT CARPORT last night sometime while I was at work.

He/ she should look exceptionally funny on it because I'm only 5 foot tall.

Unless they're a midget. In which case they'll still stand out anyways.

Thanks for your help!