I could likely write till forever about the events of the last couple days but instead I'll recap those things which perplex and amuse me. Also, I wouldn't know where to begin as my recollection is anything but chronological. Anyways, friend's house party in tsawwassen. Wanted to invite people but once I got there it became clear to me that I was at, for the most part, the wrong type of party to invite impressionable minds to. If you're reading this, you know who you are, I'm terribly sorry but if it's any consolation, the party rang overwhelmingly adolescent, in spite of the fact that it was my demographic.
Hmm, so ok, I woke up with carpet burns on my ass.
Had drank continuously for about 26 hours, god knows why. I can safely say that I do many stupid things I would never do alone, when in the company of certain individuals. Curse you! Supposedly threatened a friend of mine in an intimidating fashion for flirting with another friend of ours' gf. Sounds like something I'd do, but as with many 3rd party accounts of my night, I'll just have to take people's word on it. Told every joke I know, and then some. Came close to betraying my better judgement and succumbing to sexual temptation but in the end, interpreted it(her) in a way I couldn't be gladder about. Intuition, I owe you another one. Not that I'm proud of it in any sense not obviously juvenile but I did physically incapacitate someone much larger than I who had been picking on me. Serves you right. Funny how the same guy would presently watch my back simply because he can now relate to me. People are strange, not that I'm not but you hopefully know what I mean. Anywho, in short I partied in excess, told some people off, bit my lip a few times, teased a girl or two, defended a person or principle or two, made an ass of myself I bet, but all in all, thoroughly enjoyed myself. Oh, and even though every other account of the party involves camera flash bulbs going over intermittently, I have no recollection of any such occurance. But I am supposedly in many embarassing pictures. Go fig. 
Much love to all of you, I'll continue this tale at another time. As for now, I have a date with a jacuzzi. Stay cool kiddos.
Hmm, so ok, I woke up with carpet burns on my ass.
Had drank continuously for about 26 hours, god knows why. I can safely say that I do many stupid things I would never do alone, when in the company of certain individuals. Curse you! Supposedly threatened a friend of mine in an intimidating fashion for flirting with another friend of ours' gf. Sounds like something I'd do, but as with many 3rd party accounts of my night, I'll just have to take people's word on it. Told every joke I know, and then some. Came close to betraying my better judgement and succumbing to sexual temptation but in the end, interpreted it(her) in a way I couldn't be gladder about. Intuition, I owe you another one. Not that I'm proud of it in any sense not obviously juvenile but I did physically incapacitate someone much larger than I who had been picking on me. Serves you right. Funny how the same guy would presently watch my back simply because he can now relate to me. People are strange, not that I'm not but you hopefully know what I mean. Anywho, in short I partied in excess, told some people off, bit my lip a few times, teased a girl or two, defended a person or principle or two, made an ass of myself I bet, but all in all, thoroughly enjoyed myself. Oh, and even though every other account of the party involves camera flash bulbs going over intermittently, I have no recollection of any such occurance. But I am supposedly in many embarassing pictures. Go fig.
Much love to all of you, I'll continue this tale at another time. As for now, I have a date with a jacuzzi. Stay cool kiddos.
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vrulovwrath:
Only the real thing. 
barcosbarcos:
oh yeah, we'll talk for sure. it just takes a lot of courage to apologize... as i'm sure you know.