OK, not gonna bother. Hope you enjoy this. I found this and it reminded me so much of the good old days of the VHS wank. I almost crapped myself.
Have you ever been alone watching a really good porno movie? Most of the time, youll see a hot naked woman breathing heavy, so you get all excited, close the blinds, and start playing with yourself. Next, some guy enters the room and starts fucking this woman, and now shes really breathing heavy, so you start playing with yourself even more. But heres where the homosexual angst sets itwhile youre rapidly and irreconcilably approaching climax the camera suddenly pans away from the moaning girl and goes to a close-up of the guys face! And there you are, mere moments away from masturbating to the image of another man! Isnt that a horrible, awkward feeling? Dont you try to stave off the orgasm until the camera swerves back to the woman? It never works, does it? Youre left with a handful of goo, as some sweaty guy is grinning through your TV set. I hate that.
Also
Jesus Christ was into body piercing. Particularly in his hands and feet.
Journal later, sleep now. Stay cool kiddos.
Have you ever been alone watching a really good porno movie? Most of the time, youll see a hot naked woman breathing heavy, so you get all excited, close the blinds, and start playing with yourself. Next, some guy enters the room and starts fucking this woman, and now shes really breathing heavy, so you start playing with yourself even more. But heres where the homosexual angst sets itwhile youre rapidly and irreconcilably approaching climax the camera suddenly pans away from the moaning girl and goes to a close-up of the guys face! And there you are, mere moments away from masturbating to the image of another man! Isnt that a horrible, awkward feeling? Dont you try to stave off the orgasm until the camera swerves back to the woman? It never works, does it? Youre left with a handful of goo, as some sweaty guy is grinning through your TV set. I hate that.
Also
Jesus Christ was into body piercing. Particularly in his hands and feet.
Journal later, sleep now. Stay cool kiddos.