Given the international incidents of people not being able to sleep (judging by my LJ's Friends list), it is quite obvious that squid sandwiches need to be offered on more menus.
Second, there is increasing proof that Sputnik is behind the phenomenon of UFO abductions. Prior to Sputnik, encounters with aliens were peaceful exchanges. Mostly the aliens said "save the earth, no war, blah blah blah." About four years after Sputnik, the Betty and Barney Hill incident occurred in which the aliens performed many painful experiments.
The reason is that Sputnik broadcast into the depths of space a message. That message? "Hot Earthlings Take It Up The Ass! B97XJQlaaaa." By 1958 they were observing human society and concluded that humanity does indeed, take it up the ass. Given the observation samples, they did not differentiate between genders and had to give anal probes to everybody. By the mid-80s, the alien demand for virgin asses led them to rural America, where rampant homophobia guaranteed pristine anal probing. Of course, the aliens neither know, nor care why this is so, but have only observed that this is so. This is why if you don't like things going up your ass, you don't live in trailer parks in the middle of nowhere.
Mystery solved.
Second, there is increasing proof that Sputnik is behind the phenomenon of UFO abductions. Prior to Sputnik, encounters with aliens were peaceful exchanges. Mostly the aliens said "save the earth, no war, blah blah blah." About four years after Sputnik, the Betty and Barney Hill incident occurred in which the aliens performed many painful experiments.
The reason is that Sputnik broadcast into the depths of space a message. That message? "Hot Earthlings Take It Up The Ass! B97XJQlaaaa." By 1958 they were observing human society and concluded that humanity does indeed, take it up the ass. Given the observation samples, they did not differentiate between genders and had to give anal probes to everybody. By the mid-80s, the alien demand for virgin asses led them to rural America, where rampant homophobia guaranteed pristine anal probing. Of course, the aliens neither know, nor care why this is so, but have only observed that this is so. This is why if you don't like things going up your ass, you don't live in trailer parks in the middle of nowhere.
Mystery solved.
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